Lol cute

Lol cute

I am quite pissed off with my current maid about this.
I lent her my old phone so she can communicate with her girlfriend. 
I wasn’t keen of lending it to her but she kept on asking why. I don’t know why I can’t just tell her off that I’m also not keen of the idea a maid to own any cell phones (due to past experience).
Good thing her sim card has ended. 

But fucking hell, of all people she talks to is MY BESY FRIEND???
I would probably understand if she’s trying to ask for my number or something urgent but THIS? 
Talking like she’s trying to make friends under MY #twitter account? PUNDEK!
I fucking thought I got fucking hacked!

I am quite pissed off with my current maid about this.
I lent her my old phone so she can communicate with her girlfriend.
I wasn’t keen of lending it to her but she kept on asking why. I don’t know why I can’t just tell her off that I’m also not keen of the idea a maid to own any cell phones (due to past experience).
Good thing her sim card has ended.

But fucking hell, of all people she talks to is MY BESY FRIEND???
I would probably understand if she’s trying to ask for my number or something urgent but THIS?
Talking like she’s trying to make friends under MY #twitter account? PUNDEK!
I fucking thought I got fucking hacked!

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Fuck me sideways and under! @yelletweets fucking retweeted me like C’EST QUOI CE BORDEL much! *panting for air* i just died. Aaaaaah fucking LOVE them! WHEN WILL YOU COME TO MALAYSIA???

Fuck me sideways and under! @yelletweets fucking retweeted me like C’EST QUOI CE BORDEL much! *panting for air* i just died. Aaaaaah fucking LOVE them! WHEN WILL YOU COME TO MALAYSIA???

heyfunniest:

LMAO
best twitter post from Bryan Lee O’Malley to all the girls out there

best twitter post from Bryan Lee O’Malley to all the girls out there

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heyfunniest:

THIS

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well well… as a disney child, she’s doing it right.

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ok Ms. Black, you’ve got my respect on this one.

ok Ms. Black, you’ve got my respect on this one.

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itshaderwithad:

oh zach, u silly.

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