Reading Slate magazine nakedly in bed.

Coz i can’t sleep. My brain thinks too much.

Random astronomical question: What keeps the Sun in its place?

i mean… we have gravity on Earth.
The Earth itself has a gravity with the sun.
Just like how the ocean has some sort of gravity with the moon.

So… what is keeping the Sun in place to be where it’s suppose to be?

Don’t answer “GOD” coz that is just too easy, gimme a complicated answer to keep me entertained.

Ngantuk sial…

and i fucking hate all of you.

claytoncubitt:

You’ll want to be on headphones for this one.

Hysterical Literature: Session One: Stoya

Stoya visits the studio and reads from Necrophilia Variations by Supervert.

Stoya’s thoughts on the session.

Update: Supervert’s thoughts on the session.

Update: Hello Reddit and Gawker and Salon and Metafilter and Perez and Daily Dot and Richardson Magazine

View also: Hysterical Literature: Session Two: Alicia

i find this disturbingly classy.
Clayton, this is very clever and creative.
Well done for such a project.
lol i can picture how funny and a struggling it is to read haha nice 

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Feels honoured to have my best friend witness me getting high

So yesterday i smoked a big portion of weed from my historical first block i bought.
It tasted bitter at first, and i probably was high but not high enough to realise i was acting high but instead i fell asleep like a baby - first relaxing sleep in so many months !
 

However, my best mate came over and picked me just now.
i invited her yesterday to smoke some today - at first she’s finally getting to smoke some but she didn’t, saying she isn’t ready for it yet and i respect that. but i hope on my birthday she would smoking up some with me :D HOPEFULLY la… as a birthday present ;) hahaha
Anyway, so while we were chilling for a bit smoking on the bench while i sip some of my Big Gulp Mountain Dew, i became high.
i noticed i was very talkative (not sure if it’s because i have this talking/discussing mode on coz just before i head out with her i called my ex, talk about things, and cried with all the mucus actions going on). i was sooo talkative to the point i realised i’m actually high. hahaha couldn’t tell my eyes looks sleepy coz i’m high (yes, i’m probably am still high, i just got home!) or it’s due to crying over the phone for 2 hours (i was having a counselling session via phone from a local counselling hotline which led me to tears and to have a determination to call my ex since i was left with … questions? sharing my goal? i can’t recall what actually driven me to have the balls to call [yes, she is seeing someone new so it also led me to be extra curious {and heartbreak} but she has every rights to do whatever she wants. who am i to be restrictive?] this may be told elaborately in a different post [or maybe not since it is a private matter])
HOWEVER, i tried to longboard and i didn’t even bring my safety gears hahaha but i tried to just cruise for a bit and i actually lost balance so that really shows i was high hahaha

aaaaaaaaaaaaand i now have no idea why i’m typing this post for about and i don’t know why i’m happy the fact my best bud has finally seen me getting high. thought i do wish i am high as i was when i finally gotten proper high like dream-vision like and somewhat walking on air. but that’s okay, this was as close as it gets.
i talked so much, i even somehow gave my best bud some random tips on how to get on a longboard properly and she didn’t even ask! hahaha
and i drank a lot of that MD within the hour which led me to a desperate need to pee.

it’s nice hanging out with you again, buddy. i had missed you so. i’m glad we’re friends again :)

electrickittens:

Some day bro, we’ll look back on this and your children will wonder where our ents are having their Entmoot (and if they’re riding longboards to destroy evil wizards)

ok, to be honest, what’s “ents” ?

electrickittens:

Some day bro, we’ll look back on this and your children will wonder where our ents are having their Entmoot (and if they’re riding longboards to destroy evil wizards)

ok, to be honest, what’s “ents” ?

 

10knotes:

 

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Contest upload: Stop everything… and just.. look

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Post from themoneyjourneyandshit for the contest “Win a holiday in Italy”

In every household, almost everyone, upon looking at the moon, will

stop on their tracks

put everything on hold, no matter how important,

and just take in the majestic sight.

That moment when the sight literally took your breath away,

That moment that you immediately think of someone to share the beautiful view together,

That moment when you realize whatever you were doing, it can wait.

That is inspiring.

Dear followers,

I submitted this for a competition,

I hope you can help me win by liking and/or reblogging it.

I’m truly proud of what I write :)

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lefthandedtoons:

Important Questions | Left-Handed Toons

Comic URL: http://www.lefthandedtoons.com/1084/