my SWB wrote this whole story, and i only gave her a two keyword to make from - HOMOPHOBIC GHOST.
This is the end result :) enjoy reading!
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my SWB wrote this whole story, and i only gave her a two keyword to make from - HOMOPHOBIC GHOST.

This is the end result :) enjoy reading!

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themoneyjourneyandshit:

Inside the red box was a Kinder Joy. It’s a chocolate that most Americans will never try because your government banned it for some reason. Anyway.

This is one of ‘our’ things. This chocolate. My first thought was, ‘oh, how sweet, she references ‘our moments’.

Didn’t actually expect anything much since by this point, she have already given me the rose and the dolphin necklace.

I actually opened the chocolate first and we ate that together. She didn’t say anything.

Then I said, hey, lets see what kind of toy we got.

… And I saw the sweet note. Will you be my Valentine like forever?

I was shocked. And grinning like an idiot.

I opened that flap, and inside…

was a ring.

This was the moment when I looked at her and I couldn’t help it, I had tears in my eyes, I was that happy.

(I don’t know, I guess I thought you were incapable of being that romantic hahaha :p)

She slipped it on my ring finger (she insisted it being there).

And we hugged. I breathed in her scent. Played with her hair. Squeezed the back of her neck.

It’s not the present that made the difference. It’s the effort. Things are hard now, but now we both know we’re committed to one another.

I love you. I love you so much. Dropping you off after the date today was difficult. I’m not going to see you for at least 10 days.

But I have your ring. And I thought it was impossible, but you will be in my thoughts a lot more.

wow, i thought it was just Kinder Surprise that gets banned because i understood why but never thought Kinder Joy gets the ban too :/ meh. well research done there.

lol wasn’t sure whether referencing our “moments” with Kinder Joy was much coz the first time i got you a Kinder Joy was just out of random + we only had it once :P hehe

and i actually thought you have already figured out what i’ve done with the egg but thank goodness you literally didn’t think i have :D
element of surprise is what i was trying to give you, even thought it’s just something small :)

i was frustrated that you wanted to eat the chocolate first >.< lol
i was like “aiyaaa, ok ok eat!” - did i feed you too fast? coz i felt slightly impatient for you to open the flap hahaha

and yeah :) i insisted to place it on that particular finger because i had to mentally recall the size of that finger, making sure it fits just right. Even though the ring barely has any value, i wanna place it there coz … i suppose… yes, i am very committed to you. and i don’t think there’s any other finger that symbolizes better than what my intention are for you.
i promise you, when i’m stable enough, i’d get a better ring :) 

Plus, it was so romantic that the sky started to pee heavily when i presented you your Valentines gifts :) couldn’t have done it better myself.
thank you bladderful clouds.

i love you :)

To everybody else, if you’re interested on how to make this, i’ll probably make a video in the future.
i have better idea but unfortunately Malaysia doesn’t have what i want and so this will do.
if you have this  , you could give yourself a few here and there of experiments on it :)
this also a great surprise gift for proposal though ;)
she’ll never figure it out and think you’re kidding the shit out of her… and i think that’s what my gf thought when i gave her this in the red box HAHAHAHAHA could i just say that… she has just been romantically trolled

lgbtlaughs:

[Video: Actress Isabella Rossellini reenacting various animals’ mating rituals.]

“Seduce Me” shows how animals seduce each other and mate. This episode is about Noah’s Arc. Some animals are trans* in various ways, others are lesbian. They can be watched both for learning about animals and for fun, as they are interesting, very funny and well made. More videos can be found at http://www.sundancechannel.com/greenporno/

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this cannot be denied

this cannot be denied

¬_¬ fine fine&#8230; challenge accepted.

¬_¬ fine fine… challenge accepted.

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LIPSTICK CREATIVITY

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thedailywhat:

Skull-o-Lantern of the Day: Naturally, Skull-A-Day’s Noah Scalin carved the definitive skull-themed jack-o’-lantern, by which I mean he cracked open a pumpkin and this is what’s inside.
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why didn&#8217;t i think of that?

thedailywhat:

Skull-o-Lantern of the Day: Naturally, Skull-A-Day’s Noah Scalin carved the definitive skull-themed jack-o’-lantern, by which I mean he cracked open a pumpkin and this is what’s inside.

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why didn’t i think of that?

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LOL this is cute

LOL this is cute